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clackers

Testicles (or rather "balls", typically in the sense of having "big balls", i.e. nerve or audacity)
"Can you believe the gigantic, cast-iron clackers on that guy?"
by pr1mal August 22, 2003
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Clangers

Affectionate term often used to describe ones testicles.
Maybe due to the noise they make ?
I don't know how Martin managed to talk with his mouth full of clangers.
by Jukes August 30, 2005
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Cash For Clunkers

A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.
Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"

*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
by yhmsdp00 August 11, 2009
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Clangers

Fecal matter that sticks to butt hairs and hang about.
James doesn't wipe his arse properly, He's got Clangers!
by MastaTea June 14, 2015
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clankered

To shit ones pants in the most funniest of ways.
Nicola: Ah no I just clankered my nicks.
by Lora Logic July 8, 2007
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Clonkers

A woman with “big ‘ol titts” or a man with big man titts.
Dam she has some big clonkers you know hehe. Or hey Jimmy you got some big clonkers you go to the gym?
by CrowXwinZ November 28, 2022
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clit clanker

Man,I those clit clankers are hot together.
by William Shat-in-her-face January 30, 2017
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