Clanker

Noun
A derogatory term for a busted ass, good for nothing robot.

Jason: “have you seen Tesla’s newest robo-assistant?!”

Scott: “oh please, that things a rereleased clanker.” *rolls eyes*

by Ufj1 August 9, 2025

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Impure fucking inhumans, who replace their pure flesh with useless metal

I HATE CLANKERS FUCK CLANKERS I DONT LIKE CLANKERS

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A clanker is a derogatory term for a robot, android, or other artificial intelligence. The term originated from Star Wars, but has recently expanded to a general term because of the rise of AI. Typically paired with another term like "wireback" or "oil guzzler". Not to be confused with clanka, which is the non-derogatory version of the word.

Me: "I WILL NOT ALLOW MY DAUGHTER TO MARRY A CLANKER!"
Daughter: "Dad, it's 2050! Robots are normal now!"
Me: "BLOOD IS THICKER THAN OIL!"

by moscowmoscow39 July 18, 2025

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A vape.

"Jimbos always sucking on clanker dick nowadays instead of getting lung cancer like REAL MEN!"

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A non-human being thats associated with AI or robots in general.

Daughter: Dad this my boyfriend, Neon Vortex!

Dad: Is that a dirty clanker?!

Daughter: Dad you can’t say the C word!

Dad: No daughter of mine will be dating a dirty clanker! Tell that soda can to gtfo!

by CurrentInTar July 26, 2025

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