Clam

To bling or pimp out.

Are you going to slam and Clam your truck?

by J nizzle tizzle September 16, 2013

clam

A large gob of mucous.

I coughed up a clam and spit it on the jerk's window.

by The Urbane Urban Speaker January 04, 2004

clam

a dick eater, known as a pussy

she has a small clam
=O

by gabshag January 13, 2008

Clams

Someones hands that are very disgusting and have the look and feel of a dead animal

Marcus:Dude today i was with simon he touched my arm with his clams and when i get home im going to take a three-hour shower

by clamy mc. nasty February 18, 2007

clams

A shortened term for the STD chlamydia; goes hand in hand with the term crabs.

That bitch is a walking STD with all them crabs and clams on her puss.

by David Kaiser April 21, 2003

Clammed

To be unceremoniously stood up by a slore (half slut, half whore) with very little forewarning or notice. Usually in reference to downtown playdates or outings at local sushi restaurants. Not to be confined, however, "clamming" can also refer to any number of shunnings or snubbings. These may include lost invitations to lasagna dinners, trips to SxSw without you, or playing hard to get for one lousy date for over 10 years when you've known a breezy since they've barely had a shoulder length "bob" cut!

In conclusion, "clammed" "clamming" or being "clammed up" is any time some beezy tries to play you out like Snooki's Jersey Shore re-run... NAWWW!!!!

Guy 1: How'd the date go?
Guy 2: Not so good... I got clammed.
Guy 1: Damn! Really? What happened?
Guy 2: Well after two hours of waiting the waitress told me they needed my table for paying customers. She complimented my flowers though.

Guy 1: Heard you're taking a RV roadtrip to the wedding!? That's dope!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm getting clammed up..
Guy 1: What do you mean? I thought you were rolling with three hot girls??
Guy 2: Yeah, but they're all bringing dates and using me for their DD.
Guy 1: Damn bro.. this just ain't your year.

by Head Gooey Duck In Charge February 04, 2010

Clam

Another word for a person who has down syndrome, mental illnesses, any form of retardation, or someone who is simply acting like a retard.

Jake is acting so stupid, he is such a clam.

by Olive1021200 March 08, 2017