Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.

Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.

by b0nd007 October 17, 2006

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

snap crackle poop

When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).

I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.

by Mosh1200 November 14, 2012

crackle lack'n

Its a term used to refer to whats Happening,usually in a question.

"Whats crackle lack'n?" which means "whats happening?" or "whats up?"

by Valentine.A. November 18, 2007

cackle nackle

a college roommate who is lacking knowledge of everyday life

Wake up and go to class you cackle nackle.

by Dale Bigsley December 11, 2009

cacklehead

Someone who has an inability to stop talking who is also an idiot.

Why don't you like that woman? Because she is a cacklehead.

by notdahamstereep September 4, 2012

Cackleslut

That chick at the bar who giggles inanely at anything remotely funny the hot guy says 'cause she so wants to bed him!

"Hey Dave...check out Tim...looks like he's scored a cackleslut"

by Grim60 May 6, 2012