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cincinnati bowtie

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie
by Handsome McSexy August 13, 2005
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Tan crucial

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Etymology: Spanish - Costa Rica

1. An expression with many meanings, for example; hello, goodbye, thank you, you're welcome, cool, maybe, or any other word.

2. A substitute word for any phrase you are trying to say.

3. A desperate attempt to put an end to "legit."
1. Russell: Hey Amy, you look nice today.
Amy: Tan crucial, Russell!

2. Dude: Hey, how much longer on my cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger salesman: Tan crucial for just 5 more minutes.

3. Girl #1: I just won tickets to the last Harry Potter movie!
Girl #2: Tan crucial!
by tawncrewsh August 20, 2011
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Cincinnati Parachute

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.
Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.
by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 23, 2006
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Crucifixion

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.
The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.
by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015
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Cincinnati Meteor Shower

A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.

A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.
by Mark H September 19, 2004
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Cincinnati Muffin Top

When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"

"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
by Ahab the whale hunter September 5, 2013
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Cincinnati bird bath

Filling your partners mouth with blue sports drink and dunking your scrotum in and out of it, simulating a bird in a puddle of water.
Dude she gave me a Cincinnati bird bath last night, I feel so refreshed and hydrated. Must be all those electrolytes.
by tillergng July 27, 2015
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