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chutney pot

the anus and bowel of somebody who eats a lot of Indian cuisine.
if david dickinson tried to tap your botty you might say"oh no david not in my chutney pot"
by hythe home of chav June 3, 2011
mugGet the chutney potmug.

Chutney Ferret

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.
by Raz Man July 29, 2003
mugGet the Chutney Ferretmug.

Toe Chutney

When you wear socks for a long amount of time and the fabric gets stuck in between your toes and becomes smelly.
Patricia: Awh my feet hurts I’m gunna take my shoes off
Linda: don’t you fucking dare I don’t want to smell your toe chutney
by ToeChutney August 7, 2018
mugGet the Toe Chutneymug.

Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).
You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!
by splatharri September 20, 2006
mugGet the Chutney Farmermug.

chutney spoon

The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?
by Cyberman the Tory July 22, 2009
mugGet the chutney spoonmug.

chutney puncher

One who takes the "active" role in anal intercourse.

See also: date packer, rally driver
No point trying to seduce him, girlfriend! He's a chutney puncher.
by Ozymoron October 3, 2009
mugGet the chutney punchermug.

moist chutney

the act of moisening someones chutney with a moist cloth, towel, or wet whipe getting a no scope headshot in Halo Reach with my penis, not having bathed for four weeks, barrying the chinese hooker that I bought last week and paid for in euros, dirka dirka allah jehad takes a shower with his mac book for 45 minutes, insiminating 36 people in one sitting, sprinting through the Mekong Delta sodomizing the VC with a half eaten Buger King cheese burger that you found in the garbage
dude last night at that party Chuck Norris moisened several girls chutneys all at the same time without taking his own clothes off

marcus the cat moisening the chutney of a female pitbull

Alex Vogt Tactical:Extreme chutney moisener

Jet Li eats more moist chutney then you do
by agg tactical October 15, 2011
mugGet the moist chutneymug.

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