Choke Artist

To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.

Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.

Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.

by NYNYNYNYNY March 10, 2007

Chaken

A dangerous cult where all the members change their names to Chaken, and raid villages. All of the members carve the word Chaken onto their foreheads, and dress in all orange. They worship a giant chicken known only as Chaken.

The Chaken cult came to our village and raped our women.

by totallylegitmemedealer January 28, 2018

1-800-choke-dat-hoe

Tyler Perry's way of saying that a female needs to stop being rude and ignorant to her man

i need to cal 1-800-choke-dat-hoe on her bro.

by Fridayy,dasswassupp December 2, 2011

choke on it

what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune

Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

choke sex

Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax

I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015