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Chongling Chode

(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.

Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.

Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!

Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.

Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
by chongler69 September 16, 2009
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Chuggin hella milk

Synonymous with "weak shit". Use anywhere you would say "Your shit is weak!"

Usually used when describing a person or an act. Used as a lighthearted dis, often in a circle of friends.

Etymology: loose stool (aka "shit") can be caused by intake of too much milk.
Craig, seeing the half assed work that his crew had completed exclaimed, "Yall be chuggin hella milk!"
by HiggsBoson June 10, 2010
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quitetly chuckling to myself

"quitetly chuckling to myself" is the new laugh out loud. Too often people use lol when they are only quitetly chuckling to theirself.

Part of the issr
Bob: Look at that geyzer falling over!!!!1111
Tim: quitetly chuckling to myself (qcm)
by Forces May 11, 2006
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Chogging

the art of choking on cock whilst enjoying it so much they cant let it go.

i.e. A cross between Choking and Hogging
I got a damn good chogging from her one night after youth club - she loved it the dirty cow !
by D. Exall August 20, 2008
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cock chugging whore

a person who practices in the the art of fellatio
the porn movie starred a cock chugging whore giving fellatio.
by spunfunchicken5383 April 3, 2016
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chiggaling

man, u got chiggalings?
by Cuboy and Leehomo November 5, 2010
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Chuggington

A mythical creature that poses as a woman that has sucked you dry of semen, yet still continues to try and deep throat your dick, resulting in the detachment of ones dick.
Did you hear about Tommy? Went out last night and got a blowie from a girl and ended up in the hospital. How? Heard she was a real life chuggington!!! (Cringe)
by Kevin Wolfe March 2, 2017
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