chuddlepasting

Chuddlepasting is the disturbing act of spackling your partner's (or pet's) fresh, hot fat shit into your own buttcrack with a garden trowel.

Yeah, I used to think Keirsten was pretty hot, but then I found out she's into chuddlepasting.

by Jaunty Diggles August 24, 2019

Snake Chudder

your spunk

i wanked so hard this morning, you should of seen the amount of snake chudder on my bedsheets bro

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

Chedduce

Definition a: the supreme combination of cheddar and lettuce yielding beautiful, luscious locks.
Note: Luscious ginger flow may be referred to as lettuce or cheddar, but definitely not Chedduce. A more politically correct alternative we like to use is known as a "cabbage patch."

Definition b: the utmost corner of a net, whether it be lacrosse or hockey, where a projected object (ball or puck) absolutely stings both pipe and twine simultaneously. This cream-worthy occurrence may cause the following: approval from the opposing team's players/goalie/head coach, scouting offers, sexual arousal, hard nipples, etc.

Example a:

Bates: Quinton's flow honestly has the best grease to volume ratio.
Prescott: That's because it's Chedduce bro.

Example b:

Branton: The Thompson brothers spank Chedduce like it's there job.
Clay: Yeah they're chedslayers for sure pal.

by J-Garvs, Ry-Dawg, and Wilber June 3, 2014

Lady Chadderly

Far from a lady; any narcissistic, arrogant, twat waffle named Chad whose only Lover is himself.

Son, if you don't stop being such a Lady Chadderly, you'll spend a lifetime fucking your Fleshlight.

by AnalJ August 1, 2018

Drunk Cheddar

When you're in college and you are super drunk.

Yeah man I was drunk cheddar last night and hurled all over the dorm steps

by sargentoflynn February 13, 2022

whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.

"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."

by Jack324 December 28, 2008

cheddarella

Cheddar and mozarella cheese together.

I've made you a cheddarella sandwich.

by sistah.green November 17, 2011