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hayden christensen

Although this guy is deffinetly straight, he has the WORST acting ability I have EVER seen. He pretty much fails at his role as Anakin Skywalker.
Hayden Christensen: *Sappy Doofus Voice* Don't make me kill you...
by S4v4nn4h April 8, 2006
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Hayden Christensen

The Hottest guy on Earth, who is also married to the hottest girl on Earth, Nila. Dark Blonde, Blue-green eyes, 6'1, a smile to die for. Everything a girl could want, except he's already taken.
What a shame Hayden Christensen is already taken by Nila, otherwise I'd definitely go for him!!
by Neelaville July 21, 2008
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chrisiestina

A beautiful girl that does not give a fuck anyone else's feeling. She gets emotionally attached to strange men. She is always happy. Evey guy loves a chrisiestina. Chrisiestina is the life of the party. Chrisiestina is like a big stuffed teddy bear. You'll never see chrisiestina sad or down because she does not give a shit about life.
Did you see chrisiestina last night she was bomb
by Sleeping powder July 27, 2015
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Chinesse

To skillfully haggle or in other ways score free or very cheap merchandise
My mom just chinessed a Chanel purse - it was 4,000 bucks but she got it for $1,800.
I just chinessed an entire bag of free samples.
by Felicia Bai May 4, 2018
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Sladen Christensen

AKA, barcode known for his penut butter addictions, and known for enjoying deep fried bologna sandwiches, enjoys letting his jungle grow, and chasing around the local mud-crickets. Also jnow for Fetashishes with the lukes.
I caught Sladen Christensen with Sarah Luke behind Carls Jr last friday
by Scuma luma May 4, 2022
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hayden christensen

1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.
1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.
by sarah March 12, 2005
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hayden christensen

A sad excuse for an actor. Synonyms include Tom Cruise Tara Reid Kirstin Dunst Brittany Murphy and John Travolta
Hayden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwo

Portman: Shut the fuck up ya nerple
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