The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"
"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
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I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."
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Get the Choking the Peanut mug.The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
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(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)
(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)
girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.
girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!
girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!
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