chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

Chocolate lava cake

When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.

I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.

by Bdogg117 February 5, 2018

Chocolate pound cake

When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy

So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!

by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021

Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting

After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.

"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."

by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011

Chocolate Pound Cake

When an individual takes a dump in his or her hand and proceeds to give a guy a handjob.

Aaron dropped a steamy one into his palm and gave Josh a chocolate pound cake.

by J.J.D. July 11, 2007

Chocolate fudge cake

When your girlfriend shits in your mouth and then you proceed to give her oral sex.

Dude I have her a chocolate fudge cake last night.

by RankDank123 July 19, 2017

chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024