Chonkus

I call my cat this because he's fat, but I mean it in a nice way I swear. A chonk is like a chunk but wider. Pretty sure it's a native lingo thing. specifically powhatan. chonkus is comparable to that "big chungus" meme but I aint calling my cat that.

"Aw, who's a sweet chonkus?"

by yourworstnightmare03 August 3, 2024

chocks pocks

"A kid afflicted with chicken pox, a contagious viral illness characterized by itchy, red blisters that appear all over the body, who possesses an unyielding and remarkably intense passion for consuming rotisserie chicken, a delicacy known for its succulent and tender meat, seasoned and slow-roasted to perfection, at every conceivable opportunity, demonstrating a culinary predilection so profound and unwavering that it extends to an all-day, every day, virtually round-the-clock eating schedule, reflecting not only a deep-seated appreciation for the flavors and textures of this particular dish but also an unusual, almost obsessive, gastronomic inclination that persists regardless of the common discomforts and appetite disruptions typically associated with the symptoms of chicken pox." Imagine a young boy named Alex, about eight years old. Recently, he has come down with chicken pox. This condition is making him quite miserable, with itchy, red spots covering his body. Despite feeling unwell, Alex has a unique and intense craving for rotisserie chicken. His love for this dish is so strong that, even though he's sick, he insists on eating it for every meal. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snacks in between, Alex wants nothing but juicy, perfectly seasoned, slow-roasted rotisserie chicken.

Every day, even while covered in itchy chicken pox spots, Chikinesa eagerly devoured his beloved rotisserie chicken, playfully proclaiming, 'Chocks pocks can't beat my chicken pox!

by herolling January 15, 2024

cockus

A very small penis, cock, wiener, or whatever you call a private part of a man, however this word is only meant for the only one person, his name is Jordan James Fajardo, a guy from the philippines with a very small penis

Gurgan has a smol cockus

by Thenicecock January 20, 2024

Cockus Ballus

The fanciest, most elegant name to address your peen by.

"After that hardcore sex with your mother, my Cockus Ballus could use a break"

by shart buster March 11, 2024

Niceus Cockus

Having a biggus cockus

1: Niceus Cockus
2:Thank you sir
1::)
2: Wait. I thought we were talking about chicken

by Shoe456 April 28, 2022

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When you suck a penis while it’s inside an anus

“Last night I had two bitches and they gave me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When someone sucks a penis while it’s inserted in someone’s anus.

“Last night these two drunk girls have me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020