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chlamydia

something that mason swims gives to women at the great college of Gettysburg.
Hey did you hear that mason swims gave another girl chlamydia?
by weenie7455 October 18, 2021
mugGet the chlamydiamug.

Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people
I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party
by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020
mugGet the Chlamydia pool partymug.

Chlamydia Dragon

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?
by Bill Gluckman 14 April 8, 2021
mugGet the Chlamydia Dragonmug.

chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
mugGet the chlamydiamug.

Curvy Chlamydia

What one would call a prostitute with a nice body.
Bill: Hey Joe check out that girls bod snorting coke out the back I'd tap
Joe: Damn Bill I didn't realize you were into Curvy Chlamydia
by IncelSlayer83 August 21, 2019
mugGet the Curvy Chlamydiamug.

Chlamydia

a very small parasitic bacterium which, like a virus, requires the biochemical mechanisms of another cell in order to reproduce. Bacteria of this type cause various diseases including trachoma, psittacosis, and non-specific urethritis.
Chlamydia:

Do you know what is worse than Logan Paul?
Nothing
by Ki11 m3 April 27, 2019
mugGet the Chlamydiamug.

Chlamydia

Damn bro i have "Chlamydia"
by NathanChef January 26, 2022
mugGet the Chlamydiamug.

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