hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

hunky chunky bitchy monkey

this means you are hunky chunky super duper bitchy and your annoying like a monkey.

brittany is a hunky chunky bitchy monkey,

by the beeeasssttt May 1, 2010

Chunkymonkey97

Possibly the only young kid on PSN (PlayStation network) that doesn't rapidly cure off his own team and complain and knows how to actually play

(guy1: Did you see that chunkymonkey97 capped the flag!

(guy2: Hell yeah that was awesome!

(Chunkeymonkey97: thanks!

(Randomfag: *the 7 words you can't say on Tv or radio* he sucks balls

by ImadeMashedpotatoes! April 11, 2010

Chunkymonkey

Little bender with a pointy ass head aka bean head that drives hot pink cars so basically a (the ultimate faggot)

Tom is such a chunkymonkey

by Chunkymonkey July 14, 2017

chunkymonkey

some greedy nub, enjoys long walks along the beach with his walrus girlfriends. uncontrollable amounts of laziness seem to have an aura around him. Chunkymonkey usually reins from hebrew descent, but is known to belong to a religion called "Laackmanism".

pronunciation: AA-CHUUNNGAY MuuuNKAI. I was at the beach with a bunch of my friends and i saw this chunkymonkey, but thankfully we got away from it after throwing a cheeto at it.

by ctoucher July 11, 2007

Chunkymonkey

A possitive term used in good situation. (Similar to the term 'dog water' only positive.)

'I hope you have a very chunkymonkey day!'

by Ratmutation September 26, 2021

money spittin' chink

A noun used to describe a person, not necessarily Chinese, that has a lot of success, wealth or luck. These people are referred to as lucky sonuvabitches that create jealousy with his or her friends.

Damn! That guy is rolling in the dough at the slot machine. He is a money spittin' chink!

That money spittin' chink is taking all of my ideas for the project. I'm gonna kick him on the ovaries!

by Taylor Derr December 15, 2008