Retarded Chipmonk

A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.

Steff "Isn't Darragh a Retarded Chipmonk?''
Jake ''Yes Steff, I believe he is''

by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009

Chinmower

Another name for an electric shaver

Couldn't be bothered with a wet shave so I used my chinmower

by Paul63 December 28, 2007

chismosing

The act of lying and making up stories to make oneself seem better then they are to someone.

Yo. Do you hear Cello? He's chismosing like a son of a bitch!

by kl2012 July 8, 2012

chipmonking

to insert testicles in each cheek while inserting the penis in your throat. The result looks like a chipmonk with nuts in its cheeks.

She was chipmonking him before they had sex.

by xxxSnappyxxx June 10, 2008

chismosa

someone who always knows the latest gossip or news about other people and feels compelled to delight everyone around him or her with it. a person or group of people (usually women) always absorbed in other people's buisness.

Juana_ oye marisol you hear bout that stoopid slut azucena how she like tried to get with rosa's man pedro???

marisol_ naw juana you like totally turnin into da block chismosa giirl!!

by bigdawg2000 October 14, 2011

chimoca

You don't need to know. Use your imagination.

Hola, chimoca!

That it is, chimoca, that it is.
Oh my gosh, that girl is such a chimoca.

Why do people always look at me like I have a big chimoca on my nose?

by Chimocaness April 28, 2011

chismosa

A female gossiper; a woman who talks ill about a person.

Merlinda is a Filipina chismosa who gathers her close friends for parties in order to gossip about other people she hates or dislikes.

by chismosa-hater September 30, 2008