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AP Chemistry

Noun: A brutal and comforming course that takes up two periods out of a six-period schedule. The course goes over General Chemistry first semester and AP Chemisty second semester. The course also covers all of the Collegeboard required labs, and some of Newman's devious and highly-dangerous experiments. All labs automatically fail if they are performed correctly.
Example- "I accidentally dropped a test tube of Nitric Acid, which caused my pants to catch on fire in AP Chemistry."

*Note- Moles and Avagadros Number are not to be confused with Moles and Avacados Numbder.
by AP Chem Switch-Into-er November 1, 2008
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redneck chemistry set

Bo and his friends just bought 400 blister packs of Sudafed for their redneck chemistry set.
by biskits May 12, 2013
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chefistry

To be doing the things that a chef would do
Look a that chefistry!
by Chapdad January 2, 2021
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analytical chemistry

1.) n. The bastard child of statistics and general chemistry
2.) v. It is used to express poor performance in the afforementioned subject.
1.) I am sick of standard deviations and errors, I hate analytical chemistry.

2.) Person 1: How was the exam last night.
Person 2: It was Analytical Chemistry.
Person 1: Ouch... sorry to hear that.
by Skeez Adams September 19, 2008
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Organic Chemistry

A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.
Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.

Person 2: Smart man.
by senthurmanz October 24, 2017
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Chemistry

Wow god must really hate me for putting me in chemistry.
by sdgks November 5, 2010
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IB chemistry

A class that should be avoided at all costs. A class often taken by overconfident highschool students to make the next two years of the IB program even more hell. After the first 30 minutes of the first class you start to realize that you have made a big mistake . Please avoid at all costs unless you enjoy time in hell.
First person: Hey, why are you so frustrated? It seems like you are dying with chronic heart disease ?

Second person: No, I am just in IB Chemistry.
by Lolz789 January 1, 2015
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