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Not The Cheat

by Twitchy McGee February 23, 2003
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cheeto dust etiquette

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
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netflix cheating

Netflixing a TV series with your spouse/friends/significant other, and watching episodes while the other party is out. This creates the awkward situation where you have to decide if the other party now has to watch episodes by themselves, or skip ahead to catch up.
Sorry babe, I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." Do you think you'll have time to catch up before we watch it together tomorrow? I know, I'm totally netflix cheating.
by garret.hamann August 11, 2010
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cheat day

A day on which you are allowed to break your diet, as complete abstinence is impossible for most people. It also provides a reward for the sticking to your nutrition plan over the rest of the week. The "cheat" can be small (e.g. a chocolate muffin with lunch), large (e.g. a fast food meal), or systemic (e.g. Full Fat Friday).
Carol: Oh my god, Jenny! I can't believe you're eating cheese!
Jenny: It's ok, Carol. Today is my cheat day.
by Matti Matti Matti January 5, 2014
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Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
by Potato Sack June 12, 2009
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serial cheater

A person who cheats repeatedly using the same method or cheats more than once whether it be cheating in a game, on a lover, etc.
There he goes again trying to catch a girl. His girlfriend doesnt even know he is a serial cheater.
by chsbwoods August 21, 2010
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Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.
Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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