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El Jazzy Chavo

One of the best underground hip hop producers who makes mellow beats with a Jazzy twist. It’s a must to hear him.
Earl: Hey you got some really chill beats right there! Who’s that by any chance? You getting a 5 star rating from me.

Uber Driver: Oh that’s some hip hop producer called El Jazzy Chavo. I play his beats all the time as I drive. Glad you like it my friend.
by joshwua915 May 10, 2021
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Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?
Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
by Mik Mak September 7, 2005
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That yacht is so chamonix.
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chamone

Michael Jackson's way of saying "come on". Best examples are in the bad video.
chamoooooooone, mutha fucka!
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chaving it up

The Phrase used when you see a bunch of stupid chavs talkin bout goin out on the town.
chav1:so yea, were gonna go out 2dai bluds?
chav2:yea, ill get the booze!
chav1:i don't like beer its too strong.
dude1:ooooo your chaving it up tonight arnt you
dude2:ROFL
by Tom Haines July 2, 2007
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Chaconing

To take an exceptionally long time to perform a menial task.
Quit Chaconing that daily pouch.
by enil01 June 24, 2011
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chavo guerero

One of the most underrated wrestlers in the wwe today. This guy has done a lot for his company and is currently making appearances on smackdown.
chavo guerero is a former wwe world cruiserweight champion as well as a numerous time wwe tag team champion with the late great eddie guerero.
by shane diaz July 14, 2006
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