Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

church of meme

a place you go to worship the almighty memes and meme gods. if you go there, you are considered a memeist or a memeologist. it’s a place for the religion and practice of memes. it’s a way of life

dude what religion r u

i’m a memeist i go to the church of meme

cool bro but what do u do there

we worship memes

sounds radical man

by coronasabeech June 27, 2019

church giggles

Uncontrolable laughter in an inappropriate situation. Coined by comedian Kathy Griffin.

Julie: Sorry I couldn't make it to Tim's funeral yesterday. How was it?

Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!

Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?

by improviduto September 1, 2005

Westboro Baptist Church

A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.

Westboro Baptist Church is a nightmare for the sane, leftist people of America.

by Deathgrind > you September 5, 2007

Westboro Baptist Church

A 'church' that hates (but says God hates) everybody but themselves.

They should go all out and say 'God hates people who aren't members of the Westboro Baptist Church'

by Cobui February 16, 2010

God, church

When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.

Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church

by TheROASTER😎😎😎 June 20, 2017

Brown Church Girl

Imagine a white church girl, then imagine a brown girl. Then put those stereotypes together and you get this rare specimen. They’ll fuck you in a parking lot on Saturday night but still go to church the next morning like a church girl. But they’ll also have to whisper everytime they’re on FaceTime with you so her parents can’t hear her talking to a guy and also never be allowed to leave the house just like a brown girl. Despite all of this, however, if you meet one you should never let her go. Because she may change your life forever.

Oh look, it’s that brown church girl Karen. I heard her fucking her secret BF in the parking lot last night.

by StoneColdKiller12 December 8, 2020