chiacastic

A way of sarcasm (chiacasm) that is mixed with witty humor, remarks that doesn't hurt others. Examples of chiacasm can range from asking another if they are still surviving after a hard day, or even the simple act of making somebody apologise to their chair if they didn't heed your advice earlier. Even gushing about the best bak kwa you've tasted for an hour but then not telling others where you got it from counts.

Members of class 5-2: "I am so beat! Why does the computer lab have to be on the 5th floor?"
Teacher(rolling her eyes): "5-2, all I can tell you is that your stamina is *brilliant*."
Student: "Don't be chiacastic, we're too tired for that."
The teacher is being sarcastic, but not in a mean way, hence it's chiacasm. Chiacasm is a form of witty sarcasm.

by 5-2chiacartist4eva! December 6, 2022

chavtastic

Type of sad person that knows nothing about cars.

Usually finds underage girls attractive and boasts about his underage conquests.

Causes agruments whenever possible.

Has no sense of taste or decency

He's having a chavtastic moment!!

by Ben 'Nemesis' Martin January 10, 2008

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

Chertastic

To have the essence of Cher in your demeanor or physical appearance/style.

M:I just bought this lace dress. It'll look great with my ass tats.
K:OMC! Love it! It's so Chertastic!

by Mmm Fed September 22, 2011

Chintastic

1. Having an overtly gargantuan chin

2. A gentic disease, causing the chin to grow twice the size of a normal one.

3. Garrett's big mistake

Dad: What's wrong with my baby?
Doctor: It has a case of Chintastic!

Look at him, he is chintastic!

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

cheaptastic

a value so great it is unexpected or pleasantly surprising, especially for items that can usually disappoint with low prices usually equaling low quality

This cheaptastic Target purse just got mistaken as a real Coach!

or

These cheaptastic Payless shoes actually feel and look good.

by neuralvertigo March 12, 2010