chasing the hobbit

Doing a midget from behind, in a woodshed on their birthday.

I woke up in the hospital after a long night of chasing hobbits.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

chasing the straw

Used to describe someone who is creepily staring while trying to accomplish a minor task, like trying to find a drinking straw with your tongue while staring at someone across the bar.

That guy was chasing the straw watching those girls sun tan.

by jax39 April 14, 2015

ChasingForward

ChasingForward makes Fortnite Maps and other games, also former Content Creator.

I Love ChasingForward

by ChasingForward April 22, 2022

Chasing Unicorns

A mystical company that originated in San Francisco in 2019, launched at Dreamforce with two unicorns outfits and has been growing at rate of 300% every month.

Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co

Ever since Chasing Unicorns launched, the world has never been the same!

by unicorns.hq February 13, 2020

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019

Chasing Pavements

Refers to a song by Adele in which she ponders the question: should I give up (this relationship where my BF is cheating on me) or should I just keep chasing pavements? (sidewalks. Staying in the relationship even if it leads nowhere). Adele realized how ridiculous it was that all she was doing was chasing pavements in this crappy relationship and used it as a metaphor.

Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?

by JayMoolah September 2, 2018

Chasing Flamingos

The act of going out with a group of straight guys (usually metrosexuals) in search of a group of homosexual poof's whom you lead on but aren't interested in, it's basically a game to you.

Straka, Baski and I are chasing flamingos Friday night at Rumrunners.

by Remarqable August 14, 2009