Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com
Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.
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I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!
Carla sowards is always on my balls.
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I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!
Carla sowards is always on my balls.
by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012
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denoting a person or behaviour that is serious or formal; concerned with the matter at hand; not casual
A fallaciously derivative antonym of the word nonchalant. "Nonchalant" is actually a standalone word borrowed from the French "nonchaloir" meaning "unconcerned". We never took the word "chaloir", however, and turned it into "chalant". We could have done, but we didn't.
All that said, treating that first syllable as a prefix (which it was in the French) and extrapolating that chalant must be an antonym of nonchalant is actually reasonably logical and reflects the historically procedural manner in which the English language is developed.
Nonetheless, at this point in time the word is only legitimate as a form of humorous slang.
denoting a person or behaviour that is serious or formal; concerned with the matter at hand; not casual
A fallaciously derivative antonym of the word nonchalant. "Nonchalant" is actually a standalone word borrowed from the French "nonchaloir" meaning "unconcerned". We never took the word "chaloir", however, and turned it into "chalant". We could have done, but we didn't.
All that said, treating that first syllable as a prefix (which it was in the French) and extrapolating that chalant must be an antonym of nonchalant is actually reasonably logical and reflects the historically procedural manner in which the English language is developed.
Nonetheless, at this point in time the word is only legitimate as a form of humorous slang.
While his manner could not be described as nonchalant, he had already enjoyed too much wine to be truly chalant.
by The Real NH April 29, 2020
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by Catangela December 15, 2017
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by mattador December 8, 2010
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Armie: Hey bro why do you keep listening to "Love My Way"?
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Timothée Chalamet MADE ME.
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Timothée Chalamet MADE ME.
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