Did you hear about natalia.chalamet?
Yes! She saved my grandma from a burning house and payed for my college tuition
Yes! She saved my grandma from a burning house and payed for my college tuition
by okyeahok September 25, 2021
Get the natalia.chalamet mug.Chalamps <noun> Synonyms: Anything you want
"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
Please note the following examples are all tried and tested:
Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.
"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."
"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"
-
The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:
Girl selling drinks:
"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"
"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."
-
Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:
"Hey man, you can't park here!"
"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.
"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."
"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"
-
The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:
Girl selling drinks:
"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"
"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."
-
Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:
"Hey man, you can't park here!"
"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
by Adabisi, the violent July 1, 2010
Get the Chalamps mug.Related Words
chalami
• Chalamius
• calamity
• chlamidiot
• chalametsexual
• Calamitas
• calamity james
• chaaamimy
• chadamis
• chalabi
Mario's Power-Up Calamity
by MayKannoUrbanDiction October 5, 2020
Get the Calamity mug.Twink of our generation
Friend: Who is Timothée Chalamet?
Me: Oh, he´s the gay twink of our generation, the one who does that dance with his shoulders while "Play date" by Melani Martini is playing
Me: Oh, he´s the gay twink of our generation, the one who does that dance with his shoulders while "Play date" by Melani Martini is playing
by gay_super_gay May 14, 2020
Get the Timothée Chalamet mug.by pissbaby67 June 6, 2021
Get the timothée chalamet mug.The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.
He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
by black flag June 27, 2004
Get the calamity James mug.An exclamation, similar to great scott!, making its first appearance in the Wonder Woman comic Sensation Comics #7 (July 1942). Later popularized by cracked.com in its article "The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes".
'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!
by uliglaze April 28, 2011
Get the Great Calamity Kittens! mug.