vine certified

The certification on vine that means a viner is an unfunny, sneakerhead, sellout

dumb person: Hahaha did you see King Bach's new vine?
sain person: No he is vine certified so, he is not funny

by Noah Bush January 27, 2015

Certified Retard

Where you're a real and official retard, so if someone is being more than just a retard they are a
Certified Retard.

Random Guy: Saying Niqka is Racist
Another Random Guy: Your a Certified Retard

by datboi334 May 10, 2021

Certified STEPPAH

Known for killing people, a person who kills people, the person who is recognized for shooting first and asking questions later.

Me: "I know you not playing me 50/50"!

Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!

by Shootahdcpassion August 14, 2019

Certified Deviant

The guy in my Spanish class that looks like hes plotting 24/7

The guy in my spanish class is a certified deviant.

by MushyGrape May 09, 2023

Street Certified

A person, place, or thing that has been tested and approved by the hood. In order to be "Street Certified" one must have done criminal activity, sold drugs, or witnessed a crime and not snitch. Rules associated with Street Certified include, no snitching, fuck twelve, making money doing illegal activity.

Brad didn't tell the police I was with him when he was arrested. He is street certified

by No talking June 20, 2018

AFA Certified

Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)

“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”

“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”

by AFA Certified November 29, 2019

certified glazer

To go above and beyond the normal.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.

by Certified glazer February 19, 2016