cephalorectal inversion

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018

Cephalonian

The Purest and most Intelligent amongst the Greeks. They are known to be Superhuman explorers, warriors and musicians. They settled in the most beautiful island in the world because they deserved it. They managed to create the Ultimate Roman Culture when they mixed Venetian (Italian) with Byzantine Greek Tradition.

Odysseus was Cephalonian not Ithacan Retard - Homer 800 something BC

Odysseus led the gallant Cephallenians,
From Ithaca and leaf-quivering Neriton,
- IIiad 2.631-2

by Greggypoop February 24, 2021

Céphise

Céphise is the most joyful person u will ever met, her laugh is very communicative.

She is who you need when your feeling low
Her beauty is unquestionable as well as her talent.
Love her she deserve it

The pretty gir u saw at the hair salon, Céphise.

by ml_o November 21, 2021

cephalophore

A headless person

You Probably Get That A Lot by TMBG:
Although millions of cephalophores are marching past my door, they're invisible to me except for one cephalophore

by ZeMettSchool February 7, 2022

Cephalopod

Someone who handsome and graceful when no one is watching. When they notice they are being watched, they get sketchy, skiddish and clumsy. They are well endowed and multitalented and adaptive to most situations. Determined to accomplish nothing due to their ADHD taking over every 4 seconds

They change their appearance frequently( hair colour, clothing- multiple times a day) .

Wow, look at John over there! Damn is he ever talented.

He’s definitely a cephalopod.

by Djonibot January 12, 2024

Cephalopalimentaphobia

The fear of accidentally consuming famous television show character Squidward Tentacles while eating a seemingly normal squid.

Guy 1: "I can't eat this squid I'm afraid it's Squidward"
Guy 2: "Ah so you have Cephalopalimentaphobia"

by omaclintock January 7, 2025

Leahctipus cephalosaurus

When the species known as the Leahctipus cephalosaurus is enraged or provoked, it will lash out, screaming at anything in it's path. The high pitched scream of a Leahctipus cephalosaurus can reach sound levels as high as 500 dBA, being able to destroy the eardrums of any near creature and destroy matter that is targetted. If you ever see a Leahctipus cephalosaurus in the wild, approach it slowly. Gain it's trust. And it will accompany you through all.

''There's only one species of Leahctipus cephalosaurus left''

by Snowwyy April 15, 2022