Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

bumpin oldies off my cellular phone

Lyric from Frank Ocean's verse in "Oldie" by OF

Bumpin lines of yayo off your iPhone.

yo we were bumpin oldies off my cellular phone you down?

i'm down

by mcgriddlelad December 18, 2012

Cellular at Sea

The cell phone service that you get on cruise ships (roaming). It is ridiculously expensive and costs more than the cruise if you use it. For example, loading a webpage will cost you +$20!

Customer to cell phone provider: WHY AM I BEING CHARGED $50,000 FOR ROAMING?
Customer service: Because you used cellular at sea.

by funnymemes03 January 9, 2021

cellular sense

Cellular sense is a feeling that you get when your phone is on slient (not vibrate) yet you know you got a text or call. It can come in many forms, ranging from a simple itch to a full-blown erection.

Girl: Hey dude, nice boner!
Guy: Oh haha, that's just my cellular sense!

by theRealAvocado April 26, 2014

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021

Cellular device

A quick way to say, "Artwork" or "Blueprints" I've made while running away from home,a robbery, etcetera when you don't want people to know you made artwork.

Let me grab my cellular device while I use the bathroom.
I got to get this cellular device,its brand new.
No,all I have is my cellular device.

by Oceanic Puerto Rican guy August 19, 2024