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down cellar

what new englanders say instead of "down in the cellar"
"go down cellar and empty the litterbox" or "what are you kids doing down cellar"
by romeolvr5997 May 3, 2009
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Dead Cell

The greatest collection of freaks outside of FOXHOUND. They are the bad guys in Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the surviving members include Vamp, Fortune, and Fatman. They were established by ex-president George Sears as a special forces division of the SEALs and were charged with running mock-terrorist attacks on government facilities in order to teach VR Trooper rookies how to handle a real threat.
The name Dead Cell was originally intended to reflect its anti-terrorist functions. The unit originally launched unannounced assaults on government complexes, for the ultimate terrorism simulation.
by Arsenal Gear December 28, 2005
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Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Brotney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the words Discipline, and hard work mean.
Becky: Like OMG Stacy I just got the coolest new cell.

Stacy: Like OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

Me(overhearing the conversation): WTF
by Mia February 19, 2005
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Cell Phone Whore

Someone who incessantly calls people, checks their phone for messages, and can't carry on any activity without simultaneously text-messaging.
Right in the middle of our engrossing political conversation, my friend Rachel the cell phone whore got up to text message someone.
by Kristina Potato December 18, 2006
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cell-tech

Cell Tech - Derived from the African plant, "Cellerious Technecious", part of the Celery family. The 19th carbon atom has been modified making Cell Tech a nandrolone. Due to the sheer potency of this androgen it has been branded a class AA drug, meaning posession can lead to life imprisonment. Cell tech also has a very long active life. Cell Tech can lead to long term testicular atrophy and severe body mass increase in short periods of time.

Cell tech is not affected by aromatase or 5alpha-reductase, Cell tech is about 45times more more effective per milligram as testosterone esters, for best results and safety with Cell tech it should be administered intramuscularly. It is orally biovailable but this is not reccomended due to the effects it can have on major organs. This substance is hard to manufacture therefore making it very expansive and not very available. There are many labs that claim to sell it but very few produce the real drug.

Bodybuilder's often times, when asked about their alleged steroid use, claim to have only taken Cell-Tech. The reason for this, is Cell-Tech's reputation for quick production of large volumes of muscle-mass. Cell Tech is prohibited in almost all professional sports around the world and is notorious for its hazardous and potent effects. Most doctors advise against the use of Cell Tech and will report the use of Cell Tech to authorities if they hear any of their patients use it. Several organizations have been founded in order to stop the production and sales, of Cell-Tech, one such organization is MuscleMissions(website : http://www.musclemissions.org/).According to MuscleMissions, Cell-Tech can be brewed from supplies found at home and parents should watch their kids closely. Infact, BodyBuilding.com, is rumored to have a section of the IFBB Pro forum, dedicated solely to the production of such chemicals.

Cell-tech was first discovered in 1935 as a cure for certain diseases. Today it is used medically to cure muscle wasting diseases such as aids or muscular dystrophy.


Cell-Tech History
After the discovery of the rare nomenclature of this member of the celery family in 1934, the science world exploded with this discovery that would cause a shocking cresendeu of muscular development, Dr Greg Valentino who first created the bioavalible strand of the drug, using water frequency modulation, was the first known user of this compound, which he foolishly decided to test upon himself, isolated in the bicep muscle, which became beyond gargantuan.
It was however, years before, in the far south of africa where this plant thrives on the arid landscape, where tribesmen first found, and implimented this plant, although not as potent as the modulated version, the plant Cellerious Technecious was widley known as a cure for infertility.


warning Cell-tech is a very unstable muscle building phenomenon. Do not shake bottle, as it can cause black holes and riffs in the time transition. Also avoid contact with vagina as it contains horse semen products
Gary: Hi, i just wanted to ask if you're natural?
Ronnie: No, i take dat dere cell-tech
by av1atic2 April 23, 2009
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calallen

a suburb on the outskirts of corpus christi, known for their badass football team, but none of their other sports, has gone to the playoffs for football for 33 consecutive years, and went to state in 2016. full of rich kids who try and act like their from the projects. and cowboys who spit their dip in the hallways at school. it’s also full of hoes who have been sending buses since 7th grade and have sucked at least one dick before freshman year.
calallen girls are hoes!
by bitchh calallen November 19, 2017
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cela

cela is a beautiful girl most guys wanna get at! she's super smart, caring, smart, and so on. she's makes the best friend, aswell as a girlfriend! celas usually have a large butt and large tits. if you know a cela, I would snatch her up before anyone else bc everyone is going to wanna piece! she will help out in the worst of situations, even if she has a lot going on in her own life. if she likes you, she will still help you get the girl! if your best friends and you like the guy she does, she will let you have him!
girl 1: who is that?
girl 2: she's a Barbie
girl 3: I think her name is cela
guy 1: gimme a sec ima go get me some
by lola123456love November 22, 2013
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