caruso

1)The act of adding melodrama to everything you do, even to the point that brushing your teeth is poignant and suspensful.
2)The act of leaving a job when it is at its most profitable, aging 50 years and getting on a CSI spin-off.

1)William Shatner doesn't actually caruso when he acts, although it seems a bit over the top. He is actually fitted with an undergarment ice cup to dip his balls in, to get that speech pattern. Only Caruso can caruso as truly as is humanly possible.
2)I liked the blow-job she was giving me, but I had to finish my term paper. I made an excuse to leave, without realizing I had carusoed and wouldn't dip the wick for another 6 months.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Down For The Cause

A questioning statement used to find out if a particular person is okay with what you're about (i.e. drugs, sex, alcohol, partying, etc.)

Tay: "I'm looking to get turnt tonight, are you down for the cause?"
Kat: "I'm always d.f.t.c."

by lickincunts December 22, 2015

Vinny Caruso

Whenever you are having sex with a girl, you cup your hand and fart into it and then slap the girl in the face with your cupped hand.

I gave this dirty ass bitch the Vinny Caruso over off 26th and Douchebag.

by MikeDfromDaBlock January 23, 2009

Vaccines cause autism

Term used by most karens of facebook, stating a thought that most vaccines cause autism, albeit with no citation.

Karen: *googles vaccines cause autism*
Google: Your search for "vaccines cause autism" did not match any documents.

by whenthathomebrewhits November 11, 2019

pause for the cause

To take a break from whatever you're doing to smoke marijuana.

"I'm going to pause for the cause, care to join me?"

by Arms Akimbo December 6, 2006

living causes death

1) A health or medical study that shows that a living person has a 100% of dying at some point in their life.

2) A reaction to a health or medical study that shows some substance causes illness.

3) Everything has some kind of consequence. Suck it up and deal with it!

First thing I learned in med-school was living causes death.

by Man Machine August 11, 2007

proximate cause

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

by Petrochelli May 2, 2008