Catty Wampus

When you or another is so off center and unique that your taura (tuff-aura) is flowing off the charts

Wow Yuni, look over there, those guys making a timothy sandwich are totally catty wampus! I wish I was in the middle of that, that would be tuff.

by Jolly Kirk December 28, 2025

the catty

A nightclub in glasgow, on union street, called the Cathouse, that caters for fans of alt-rock, punk, emo, metal, industrial and other simalar music genres. It also acts as a venue for artists within these genres and smaller local bands. It is also the only under-18 nightclub in Scotland for fans of the aforementioned styles. It is owned and operated by CPL plc.

"Hey, you comin to the catty the night, we'll get fucked up?"
"Nah man, i'm skint."
"Gayy."

by nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah January 11, 2009

waste catty

a woman who is a waste of man's time and money.

Bro, just dump her. She's a waste catty, she won't put out.

by poisonouscaterpillar July 31, 2018

Frickity Frack Nick Nack Patty Wack Catty Shack

A word, well I guess more like a phrase, used when you're in trouble or in danger.

Guy 1: I'm playing Minecraft!!!
Creeper: SSSSSSS
Guy 1: FRICKITY FRACK NICK NACK PATTY WACK CATTY SHACK
Creeper: *blows up*

by waitthecrabbypatty November 5, 2019

skatty catty

A hoe, hore, slag, badders, sket, jezz and etc. Basically a slut.

Ayy my ex is a skatty catty, u kno she gave me uck behind Tesco.

by J_Chubz1 February 6, 2017

biggest catty

Fat nose

Aoife has the biggest catty bmt

by Ray pest xxxx May 3, 2018

Your Catty Fatty

Worse than every other insult in the world including your doggy soggy.

Person 1: Hey, your mom gay
Person 2: Well Your dad lesbian
Person 1: But your granny tanny
Person 2: Haha, your doggy soggy
Person 1: Lol, your Catty Fatty

The whole multiverse explodes and everything that ever existed becomes a black hole and sucks everything in and then it sucks itself in and all that is left is the insult.

by SURLAW OCYHZ April 16, 2018