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Verbal Castration

Verbally castrating someone is when you say something that the person cannot reply because their brain has exploded!
Girl: There was this old man who thought we should kill allllll the ladybugs in a mass genocide! It was terrible!"
Boy: Did you verbally castrate him?
Girl: Why yes, there was a verbal castration.
by PatronJoJo April 18, 2010
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Cyber Castration

A celebrity or politician who has his balls cut off and handed to him by the media after texting or emailing photos of his penis to women.
Brett Favre deserved the cyber castration he got from the media after texting photos of his man junk to a woman.

Will Rep Weiner recover from the cyber castration by the media for sexting his penis pix to several women?
by @creativfluffer November 29, 2011
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Cuban Castration

Cuban Castration is the act of slicing off the tip of your penis during sex and using blood as lube. In order for the act to be Cuban Castration, the people participating in the sex have to be in Cuba.
Man 1: Bro, I heard Jose pulled a Cuban Castration on that chick during their vacation.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.
by NutellaIsNut May 12, 2018
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Spoon Castration

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"
by Phil AKA Luke James CIA July 17, 2007
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Cashtration

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}
When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.
by Jeorne May 6, 2009
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castratron

Derived from the word castration. Refers to an imaginary device used by women to gain testicular control over a man in derogatory or degrading manner.
Mate 1: "Where were you last night? You missed an amazing party!"

Mate 2: "Sorry man. My girlfriend busted out the castratron. I ended up watching 'The Notebook" instead."
by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010
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castration

The Prestis chopped of the penis my mom said it's called castration
by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021
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