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Fuck Carrots! 

Phrase of frustration used when all else fails. Was once said by Dave Chappelle referring to what white people do with them after their friend has passed out.
"Na, dude. No homo doesn't work like that. Once you say you like buttsex, theres nothing you can to do take it back."

"Man, fuck yall! Fuck Carrots!"
Fuck Carrots! by Skye Daemon March 9, 2010

A lot of carrots in that stew 

When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.

Girls who eat carrots 

Multiple women who like to eat a certain orange vegetable (carrots)
"I'm a girl who eats carrots"
"Yea, but I hired you to kill him, not to talk about your Veggie Addiction, Janice"

"Girls who eat carrots are vegans"
"That's not how it works dude"

plant brown carrots 

Funny way to describe bowel movements.
About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.
plant brown carrots by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

out of carrots 

If you are out of carrots you don’t care anymore.. you’re done fed up.
Sister - “Mum isn’t happy with you”

Brother - “Yeah look, I’m out of carrots on that one

apples and carrots

A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.
Sweet, like apples and carrots.

"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."
apples and carrots by Silliness October 29, 2008