desert caravan

1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.

2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.

3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!

1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"

Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"

Guy1: "Soft"

Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"

2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"

Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"

Guy1: "Already engaged"

Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"

Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"

Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"

Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"

by mooroobool November 13, 2013

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Bens Caravan

Where all that naughty business goes down

"Anyone wanna go to Bens caravan?"

by jaaackem May 02, 2019

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Caravan Mascot

When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.

"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."

"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."

by GayMidgetNuggetVorePorn February 02, 2018

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