by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
A meaningless USDA USFS reporting tool which attempts to relate state population census to state accomplishment reporting for urban and community forestry.
Wow in my CARS report I have a .60 efficiency rating with population and federal support - what am I going to do with that?
by U&CF Forester August 24, 2009
Murder machines on wheels. They are used most deadly by women. A common tactic to use this lethal weapon is to ride the car in front of your's bumper. This causes many deaths a year. If you try to pass one, they will speed up, to not let you go in front of them. If you are smart enough to speed up, then cut them off, they will ride your bumper and flicker their headlights and start to chase you. This is why you always bring a bat in your car. You never know if they have a gun with them. To defend yourself against bumper-riders, just jam on the brakes, then let go of the brakes. They will probably get scared and stop. Even though a ton of people commit road crimes, I always seem to find myself getting pulled over after I see someone pass a red light/etc.
In this example, I will show a scenario of a woman driver.
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I was driving down the road, when I see this car going 10 mph on a 40 mph road. I speed up to get ahead of her, then she takes off at 50 mph to try to stop me. I boost ahead of her and then she starts to follow me. She goes like, 60 mph and passes me by the shoulder. Then she stops and jams on the brakes, gets out of the car, and I bring a bat with me. I say "Why are you following me?" and she says "You cut me off." "Thats all you had to say? Your not doing anything about it?" I said. Then she takes a picture of my license, which she never even turned into the cops. Then guess what, I got pulled over for speeding, when she as you can see was threatening me by flickering her lights while chasing me, passing me by the shoulder, and speeding 20 mph over the speed limit. The officer said I speeded 10 mph over the limit.
This was a TRUE STORY.
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I was driving down the road, when I see this car going 10 mph on a 40 mph road. I speed up to get ahead of her, then she takes off at 50 mph to try to stop me. I boost ahead of her and then she starts to follow me. She goes like, 60 mph and passes me by the shoulder. Then she stops and jams on the brakes, gets out of the car, and I bring a bat with me. I say "Why are you following me?" and she says "You cut me off." "Thats all you had to say? Your not doing anything about it?" I said. Then she takes a picture of my license, which she never even turned into the cops. Then guess what, I got pulled over for speeding, when she as you can see was threatening me by flickering her lights while chasing me, passing me by the shoulder, and speeding 20 mph over the speed limit. The officer said I speeded 10 mph over the limit.
This was a TRUE STORY.
by bjc2002 April 21, 2013
by dantheman911 November 11, 2011
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
“Boy, I'd love to have that car,"
I whispered to my Dad
"I've always heard a mustang flies”
We could fix it up and make it new again
All it needs, is just a little time
Daddy’s hardly ever home
Since Momma passed away
He's always workin' overtime
I know that he could not afford to buy that car
Even though, he'd love to make it mine
But It's not the car that I'm needing
Just a chance to be with him
I know that once these days roll past us
They will never come again
So little time, and we spend way too much apart
There would always be a part of us
Together in that car
Finally let go of that dream
And the time we could have shared
It was a distant memory
Until last fall a call came sayin' Dad was gone
Could I come quick, he left a note for me
I whispered to my Dad
"I've always heard a mustang flies”
We could fix it up and make it new again
All it needs, is just a little time
Daddy’s hardly ever home
Since Momma passed away
He's always workin' overtime
I know that he could not afford to buy that car
Even though, he'd love to make it mine
But It's not the car that I'm needing
Just a chance to be with him
I know that once these days roll past us
They will never come again
So little time, and we spend way too much apart
There would always be a part of us
Together in that car
Finally let go of that dream
And the time we could have shared
It was a distant memory
Until last fall a call came sayin' Dad was gone
Could I come quick, he left a note for me
Buried Dad right next to Mom
Up on Crowley's Ridge
And there I said my last goodbyes
I opened up the note, and found a set of keys
"Here's your car son, I hope it flies"
But it’s not the car that you're needing
Just my chance to be with you
I hope you understand I always did
The best that I could do
So little time, and we spent way too much apart
Now there will always be a part of us
Together in that car
Yes, there will always be a part of us
Together in that car
Up on Crowley's Ridge
And there I said my last goodbyes
I opened up the note, and found a set of keys
"Here's your car son, I hope it flies"
But it’s not the car that you're needing
Just my chance to be with you
I hope you understand I always did
The best that I could do
So little time, and we spent way too much apart
Now there will always be a part of us
Together in that car
Yes, there will always be a part of us
Together in that car