Bottle-Capped

To forcefully shove a bottle (size may vary) up the anus of another individual for sexual pleasure.

Last night, Nicole was roughly bottle-capped by two rather large asian twins. However, she enjoyed the experience, and they plan on another rendevous next Friday.

by youonlywishiwouldtellyou December 29, 2006

carpenter

A man who has wood and does things with it. Carpenters use their tools for such purposes as screwing, drilling, and reaming. Rubbing and sawing away at old logs are also common activities. Nailing, while definitely an important part of carpentry, is not nearly as good as screwing. Carpenters also often get glue all over their wood.
While carpentry is an important and serious subject - after all, without it, we wouldn't have such things as chairs, desks, tables and doors - the terminology of carpentry is fraught with opportunities to make crass sexual innuendos.
Carpenters themselves, of which I am one, exploit these opportunities whenever possible.
Jesus was a famous carpenter, but all the jokes were removed by po-faced editors when he wrote The Bible.

Drilling, screwing, nailing, reaming, rubbing - all things done by a carpenter.

by Tony Prescott September 29, 2006

Beaner Capped

To be shot by someone of Hispanic descent.

Spanky: Dude Kevin why you walking around like that?

Kevin: Well last night I rode my bike to the Taco Grande to pick up some dinner, and someone flat out beaner capped my ass and stole my chalupa.

Spanky: Did you find out who it was?

Kevin: No dude he had this big ass sombrero on, I couldn't see his face.

by llamapapa August 5, 2010

capped

to be shot.

"man that dumb ass was talkin shit so i just whipped out my pistol and capped that mutha fuka!"

by drew_meister March 19, 2003

Cappin for pussy

When a man changes his personality and acts different around a female in order to win favor with her in hopes of getting with her

Damn Elijah, why're you acting like this, you're really cappin for pussy

by elijahmullinramirez May 21, 2019

The Carpenter's Level

Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.

Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

cappin

short form of "high cappin" which was used in the 80's to describe some one who lies about their social status or one who flaunt's arogantly brand new merchandise but is in debt. now-a-days its basically used to describe a liar but it still refers to he old meaning from time to time.

1)john-"he ain't got a slab. he still drives his maw maw's car. he needs to stop all that cappin."
2)pete-"man, that boy still owes me 3g's and his out there cappin."
3)derrick-"quite cappin man, you did't call sherry cuz she just called me asking for you."

by x February 26, 2004