fart cannon

A huge muffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. Results in a "farting" noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.

I hope that guy with the fart cannon reailizes his car sounds like it has asthma.

by MikeNJ December 28, 2005

cannonball

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie "Deep Impact".

by Nick D November 23, 2004

man cannon

the male reproductive organ

Draw your meat swords and arm your man cannon!

by EddyGaluszka September 12, 2004

cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon

by siccunt04 November 3, 2020

Cannonball Run

1.driving from coast to coast of the United States as fast as possible, often to break a record

Alex Roy recently broke the Cannonball Run in 31 hours, using a GPS system and police detector to avoid the police.

by karrot January 6, 2009

cannon fodder

Usually soldiers who are used as "fodder" during an attack to use up enemy fire before launching an attack. Cannon Fodder is usually made up of useless units that are in-expensive.

Send in the peons against the archers first then follow up with our calvary.

by Demonghast June 30, 2003

fart cannon

A huge ass muffler attached to small engines.

Honda Civic with a 10 inch fart cannon that makes very noisy pathetic sounds.

by mmx January 16, 2004