Carpet Camping

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.

Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.

by Drunkwraith May 17, 2006

Camping Faggot

The act of standing back and allowing your teammates to do all the work while you camp at spawn and hold ground that is neither important to or valid to the winning of the match or game. By these actions either your team who just all died and want the match to be overwith are yelling this at you or people from the opposite team are yelling this at you cause they did not expect anyone to be in your position per the fact that it has no objective standing.

this camping faggot wont leave spawn.

by holycrapeveryonehasthesamename January 20, 2009

camping

A term used most frequently in first-person shooter video games, "camping" refers to the act of hiding or otherwise remaining in a hidden, obscured, or safe location in order to ambush an enemy or objective, or to avoid harm.

There is much controversy over whether or not camping is a respectable strategy; some claim camping is cowardly and cheap, while others maintain that it is intelligent and strategic.

"There's a guy camping outside the door with a Covenant Energy Sword. Be careful, lest he perpetrate the ownage against you."

"That sniper-ass sniper be camping on top of the base."

by ghostpigeon August 22, 2005

caponage

1. complete and absolute pwnage.

2. Getting off for a crime everyone knows you committed.

Federer's performace was complete caponage.

OJ's acquital was such caponage. Yall done know he stuck that bitch.

by AndrewMode September 30, 2004

campwned

When campus security breaks up a social gathering, the party is considered campwned.

What happened to the party?
It got campwned

by Ian Emheob February 18, 2008

Camping the fast lane

When someone hangs out in the passing lane regardless of traffic pattern and refuses to yield to overtaking traffic, regardless of how long the line of traffic is behind them.

"What is with all the traffic?"

"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"

by Erkadurka September 30, 2015

apartment camping

when you move into a nasty place and are living there half *ss w/ your food and dishes in plastic totes because the cabinets are gross.

I've been apartment camping in the Canal since Oct.

by BPB December 30, 2008