Calm yourself

Telling a specific person or group to calm down or chill out.

Person 1 - "Oh my god! I just failed my math test!"
Person 2 - "Bitch, calm yourself!"

by Ron L.. October 10, 2006

Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

oi jezza calm it kermit!

by jammersthejam July 24, 2010

Calm down bomb

A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.

A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.

by Toddwoos January 21, 2009

Calm your cheez-itz

This was a phrase invented by a girl named Amy. This is another phrase used for “calm down” but to the extreme. If someone is like really mad and about to explode just say “calm your cheez-itz!” Amy’s (my) friends and family told her it wouldn’t catch on. PROVE THEM WRONG!!

Someone else: I CANT STAND YOU! YOU STINK!

You: woah. Calm your cheez-itz!

by Calm your cheez-itz” creator May 23, 2019

Calimocho

noun. A drink of Spanish origin composed of red wine and cola, most frequently in a 1:1 ratio. A sweet wine is preferred over dry, the cheaper the better. For a more swift route to intoxication, a higher concentration of wine should be used. Should be consumed in large quantities in anywhere from a lax to off-the-walls social environment. Highly recommended for use in drinking games.

The 3rd floor of Taylor was playing beer die when the booze ran out, but was saved by the cunning substitution of calimocho. All parties involved got wasted.

by Tom T July 6, 2005

Calm

Used to express agreement or to describe something/an event that has no conflicts

Person 1: Can you meet around 1?
Person 2: Sure, that’s calm

by Vert_Overgrowth September 17, 2018

Calcohol

The act of somewhat studying for a calculus final, while killing brews you cant bring home.

Wanna study some calcohol?
..Yeah

by RReinold June 2, 2011