calculasm

The climactic moment of immense mathematical pleasure while studying calculus

Last night while Daiwei and Kenny were studying calculus they both experienced many euphoric and erotic calculasms.

by HBizzle December 17, 2003

The Calculator

When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator

Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!

by <Anon_Anon> May 29, 2011

Meat Calculator

An unintuitive, emotionally unfeeling, narcissistic, delusional, socially retarded species of sub-humans whose sole purpose of existence is to whimsically jump on the bandwagon of the latest unusual subculture to the next latest unusual subculture; due primarily to their ultimate lack of identity, all while living off of social security, and or their parents, trying to convince people that taste in art is objective, and playing ungodly amounts of Minecraft.

Those meat calculator cunts in engineering don't have the slightest amount of common sense.

by Andrew Carnegie Schopenhauer October 2, 2012

calculate

To perform a mathematical process.

We must measure and calculate to determine how much paint will be needed.

by Chris Lorenzo January 14, 2008

Calculator Watch

A key and crucial asset to Oscar, as it is not only used as a tool to show the time but it is a mathematical genius of an invention. Oscar used this to calculate the size of Rezs nose, and the sheer size of the Earth, Oscar single handedly became a genius just by using the amazing and genius invention of the calculator watch by Casio>

"oi Oscar did you use your calculator watch during the test you thicc lad"

by Rezisthicc April 19, 2019

Rice Calculator

A term of endearment towards any Chinese person, but primarily those who come to U.S. universities and achieve 4.0's purely to make their family proud.

While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.

Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"

Person 2: "Yeah"

Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"

Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"

by AlohaSnackbarMaga May 31, 2018

love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.

The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.

by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008