Caillou

An obnoxious little shit that was born by a alcoholic father who would eat dog shit that he found on the freeway. Due to his existence, Caillou despises his father and wants him dead but can’t because he is too fucking poor to afford weapons, and also is to lazy to make his own. However Caillou thankfully died on september 20 1863 from having both cancer and a stroke at the same time. Caillous dad was angry because he wanted to kill caillou himself by shoving a stick up his butt.

Caillou: I hate my dad!

Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father!

Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair!

Caillous mom: (cries and dies)

Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)

by JAWSeph July 31, 2019

A Caillou

A spoiled brat.

Oh, that's Timmy. He is such a Caillou.

by Paul Mchorny November 12, 2020

pull a Caillou

to act like an ungrateful, spoiled whiny douchebag who gets upset on first world problems, just like those spoiled rich kids you see on snapchat and spoiled brat tantrums cringe compilations, or simply misbehaving when you don't get what you want, just because your parents failed to raise you

DAD I WANTED A LAMBO NOT A FERRARI, T_T WAAAA FUCK YOU

You wanna pull a Caillou now?? Grow up..

by Mr Laiuo April 23, 2018

Caillou

Caillou is little piece of shit that complained about every fucking thing. I’m pretty sure everyone wanted to kill this fucking twat. Even his own body thought he didnt deserve hair, like wtf his own body shoulda recognised to malfunction. His sister Rosie is a creepy fucking fetus that walks around and probably crawls up peoples arsehole. His poor fucking parents surprisely haven’t shot both of them. Caillou sadly doesn’t have cancer because the cancer couldn’t deal with his shit so instead they gave him a show were at the end of the season he gets run over by a car, several times I’m pretty sure I watched him hit him the reverse hit him reverse and repeat that a few times before he actually left. After that the car was acclaimed king. Also I’m pretty sure when he was birthed the doctor threw him in the bind mistaking him for trash. How very appropriate.

His own body proved enough of example to show how much he didn’t deserve to live. Like literally he looks like a fucking rat with all its legs broken and no fur.
Caillou: is a fucking twat.

by I ran over caillou March 3, 2019

Caillou

Fucked up French-Canadian show.

watch teletoon to see

by cam May 17, 2004

caillou

the worst thing in the world, a horrible brat with a cartoon about him.

guy 1: caillou is such a brat..
guy 2: agreed!

by cringe alert November 13, 2018

Caillou Gets Grounded

Caillou gets grounded are weird youtube videos made by immature kids who are also known as Go!Fags, the videos consist of Caillou doing something normal, his parents come outta nowhere and he gets grounded for stupid reasons, for example, he can get grounded for Getting an answer wrong, skipping school, or even sometimes doing nothing.

Caillou: Hi
Boris: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 7435876 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW >:(((((((((
Caillou: You are such a Caillou Gets Grounded Fag

by ElikeDrBOB June 23, 2017