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Farmers Union Iced Coffee

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.
"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"
by Shaved Deer January 12, 2012
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cum coffee

When a man ejaculates his love juice into a dark Columbian roast, and then serves it to his lady of choice. Best enjoyed through gargling.
Phil created a lovely cup of cum coffee, and served it to his lady.
by Cumbarista November 5, 2013
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Swiss Coffee

A delicious drink made by brewing a cup of flavored coffee, and mixing in a package of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix(marshmallows are optional, but recommended). The evaporated milk and sugar of the Swiss Miss blend perfectly with the coffee, and the chocolate compliments it amazingly. Additional milk, cream, or half and half can be added if desired.
Guy: What are you drinking?
Other Guy: Swiss Coffee.
Guy: You mean Irish Coffee?
Other Guy: No.
by Bendabig August 4, 2007
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Indiana Jonesing the Coffee

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009
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Hot Coffee

A term used when one wants to meet for casual sex.
Hey babe... how how about we go out for some hot coffee.
by tleemcginn August 24, 2010
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hot coffee

Hot Coffee deals with the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

In this game, the developers included a mini game in which the player could control the main character (CJ) having sex with various women. It was later on decided that the game should be removed because it was pushing the limit on its mature rating. Instead of taking out the mini game, it was locked away and never to be accessed by any gamer.

The game was released for PS2 and everything was going smoothly, until it's PC release. It wasn't long before somebody cracked into GTA:SA and found the hot coffee scenes.

The ESRB, who is responsible for rating video games, was outraged and recalled all the games. The rating was changed from Mature (17+) to Adult Only (18+).

Although GTA:SA received a lot of criticism for it's intense violence, graphic language, drug content, etc. It didn't get bashed as much as it did for it's hot coffee mini game.

Which I personally find ridiculous. The game was already restricted to minors.
All this proves is that sex and nudity is worse then violence. Way to go Hilary Clinton, you score another point in our society.
You can beat a cop to death with a hammer while CJ yells; "You fucked with the wrong nigga!" Then you can steal the cop's car and run over his dead carcuss a few times... But as soon as nudity and sex gets involved, everybody panics.

Sex is not worse then violence. One is a source of pleasure and life, the other a source of pain and death.
by Stupidity strikes again August 28, 2005
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Coffee

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.
by A Stove November 28, 2013
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