Cades are , egotistical,flirty,athletic, and strange. They're such nerds and are really self conceded and obsessed with their hair. I guess they're all right. But really smart and lame. Good friend though. Talks to himself.
Cade: *makes a lame comeback* (tries to be cool and funny)
Other: Cade ur not even cool or funny.
Cade: are you joking? I am so funny. I got a 120 on my test.
Other: No one cares.
Cade: *makes another lame comeback* *flips hair*
Other:stop being obsessed with ur hair.
Cade: *Yet another lame comeback*
Other: *walks away* (disgusted with cade's unabillity to come up with good comebacks.)
Cade: *starts to talk to himself*
Other: Cade ur not even cool or funny.
Cade: are you joking? I am so funny. I got a 120 on my test.
Other: No one cares.
Cade: *makes another lame comeback* *flips hair*
Other:stop being obsessed with ur hair.
Cade: *Yet another lame comeback*
Other: *walks away* (disgusted with cade's unabillity to come up with good comebacks.)
Cade: *starts to talk to himself*
by COOLER THEN YOU November 03, 2013
The quintessential short white boy with brown hair and an awkward side smile. Positives of a "cade": sometimes sweet when you don't expect it, decent music taste, and most definitely a cali boy. Besides that, 9/10 would unhomie. Room for improvement: stop staining clothes, mislogging packages at work, and memorizing 'friends' episodes.
by smartiepants3000 November 26, 2019
by 30stm May 05, 2010
Kid 1: Ok now I want you to pick a card.
Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.
Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.
by ZeroShiftXZ August 18, 2011
The most sarcastic form of saying okay. Should be said in a rising tone of voice, like it has a question mark at the end of the word. To be used when someone is being douchey or toolish, and is mocking.
College Student #1: Dude, let's go smash some natty ice!
College Student #2: cade????
Teen #1: Dude, your sister's hot!
Teen #2: cade
College Student #2: cade????
Teen #1: Dude, your sister's hot!
Teen #2: cade
by puckbunny12 January 14, 2014
an ass hole who lies cheats and cant fight his own battles he leads you on and breaks your heart, he seems sweet and perfect until things go wrong then he changes
He's such a cade
by lovverrr October 12, 2011
the biggest simp ever she simps for her best friend sam and she loves her 10 times better than her friend cris . sam hates cris
by cadeeisachickenstrip1 November 23, 2021