Cade

Cades are , egotistical,flirty,athletic, and strange. They're such nerds and are really self conceded and obsessed with their hair. I guess they're all right. But really smart and lame. Good friend though. Talks to himself.

Cade: *makes a lame comeback* (tries to be cool and funny)
Other: Cade ur not even cool or funny.
Cade: are you joking? I am so funny. I got a 120 on my test.
Other: No one cares.
Cade: *makes another lame comeback* *flips hair*
Other:stop being obsessed with ur hair.
Cade: *Yet another lame comeback*
Other: *walks away* (disgusted with cade's unabillity to come up with good comebacks.)
Cade: *starts to talk to himself*

by COOLER THEN YOU November 03, 2013

Cade

The quintessential short white boy with brown hair and an awkward side smile. Positives of a "cade": sometimes sweet when you don't expect it, decent music taste, and most definitely a cali boy. Besides that, 9/10 would unhomie. Room for improvement: stop staining clothes, mislogging packages at work, and memorizing 'friends' episodes.

Cade was unhomied.
Cade, where is our missing vacuum?

by smartiepants3000 November 26, 2019

Cade

To lie beyond disbelief to the point where it is utter bullshit.

Guy 1: Hey I totally had a foursome.
Guy 2: Don't Fucking cade me asshole.

by 30stm May 05, 2010

Cade

A person who reveals or spoils a magic trick for others while you are performing the trick.

Kid 1: Ok now I want you to pick a card.

Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.

by ZeroShiftXZ August 18, 2011

cading

to cade somthing or lean on it with all your weight usally a bigger person or dresser

quit cading me

dont cade the sofa or it will move

by joshua k wilkinson November 05, 2006

Cade

The most sarcastic form of saying okay. Should be said in a rising tone of voice, like it has a question mark at the end of the word. To be used when someone is being douchey or toolish, and is mocking.

College Student #1: Dude, let's go smash some natty ice!
College Student #2: cade????

Teen #1: Dude, your sister's hot!
Teen #2: cade

by puckbunny12 January 14, 2014

cade

an ass hole who lies cheats and cant fight his own battles he leads you on and breaks your heart, he seems sweet and perfect until things go wrong then he changes

He's such a cade

by lovverrr October 12, 2011