Crafty chad

The crafty chad is attempting to put your penis into a girls arse hole repeatedly after she has warned you she doesn't want anal. The male will attempt this many times over untill the girl is enraged and will no longer engage with him in sexual conduct. In doing this you also cock block your friend who also trying to get laid for the first time with the girls friend.

Tom was furious he couldn't get laid because his friend was engaged in a game of crafty Chad

by Chewing on Chewbacca January 6, 2017

crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

by Disel2013 March 26, 2017

crusty plush

On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting

that locker was crusty plush , a bunch of used mattresses and bags of trash

by BellasaurusTheJust September 25, 2020

professional crastinator

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

by Burtrum May 13, 2008

crusty

anyone or anything that is ugly, raggedy, slump or cheap

dont look at me with yo crusty ass !

by k.whitee April 1, 2011

crusty sock syndrome

When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.

Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.

by Dem_Bois May 4, 2018

Crusty funhouse

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.

I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.

by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023