Buttering

Buttering is self serving behaviour.. In order to get your own way.

Stop buttering me up.

No worries... I can butter him/her up anytime.

by soulmate June 30, 2004

Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

Camel Butting

When a large woman's lycra pants are so tight that they create a camel's toe, that is so huge it bangs between their legs.

Look out camel butting bird about!

by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009

buttching

Purposely touching someone's buttocks

One of my hobbies is buttching

by Lld April 7, 2015

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

bottoming from the top

Bottoming From The Top! A top still being top while letting their bottom take charge.

Bottoming From The Top:

Person 1: Did you read that fanfic where the top bottomed?
Person 2: Yeah.

by usergillyflower October 14, 2021