buttockery

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.

Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!

by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006

buttocks

see:butt

by person yo-yo June 28, 2003

Buttlock

When 2 or more people open their buttcheeks and lock them together, essentially touching buttholes and grinding for sexual pleasure.

Guy 1: Yeah, me and Tiffany hooked up last night
Guy 2: Sick, did you guys buttlock?
Guy 1: Yeah dude, she has a soft butthole
Guy 2: Nice...

by Mr. KindaSmartGuy May 13, 2019

Metallic buttocks

Metal Ass

Oh My Metallic buttocks

by 1102 November 27, 2003

buttlock

1. (literal) A lock of hair from ones anus.

2. (figurative) A jerk, spazz, unpleasant character, etc.

"Don't be such a buttlock."

by Lester Fresh May 16, 2003

8 finger buttlock

While doing a chick, to put your thumbs on each side of her hip, while your 8 fingers reach over, grabbing her ass with such intensity it causes a "buttlock"

That was the best 8 finger buttlock I've ever had

by Mysticgrunt September 20, 2005

Spankable buttocks

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.

Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.

by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006