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Butthumper

a person who uses there butt to hump the grass
phillip butthumped the grass to get the shit of his ass he is a butthumper
by hames666 August 16, 2019
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buttcum

Buttcum is a futuristic cum that will be available in the 2050's where the new "hip" thing will be to buttcum on your spouse and girl/boyfriend which is where people release a bodily fluid from their ass that is a mix between cum and poop but the catch is that ur buttcum taste like the best tasting strawberries in the world. Not just any kind but the kind that everybody loves. It will be a step up from roleplaying and before sex. spean speaner speaning
I wouldn't have sex with Bill but I'd buttcum him.
by RAMS March 20, 2005
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Magical buttrumpet

A person or person's arse with the ability to fart loudly or buttrumpet at will as if by magic. A finely honed skill of sucking air into the arse to trumpet out.
'Woah, Barry's got a magical buttrumpet!'
'Yea it's incredible'
by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008
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Buttcup

An insult. Like calling somebody a butthead.
"You stupid buttcup!"
"What an ugly buttcup."
by green day sam October 17, 2006
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butthumper

Butthumper is a good term to call a homosexual man, who likes to take it in the end, who is being an asshole!
Kyle, you are butthumper, douche bag!
by Maria Peters October 3, 2007
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butthumper

Butthumper, someone who is a homosexual faggot, and likes to take it in the end. Also someone who walks with their butt sticking in the air!
Garrick, you are a butthumper.
by Maria Peters October 2, 2007
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buttcrunch

buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.

verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.

DERIVATIVES
buttcrunchy adjective
buttcrunchingly adverb
1. Your mom's twenty-cheese casserole was such a buttcrunch! I didn't even know there were that many cheeses!

2. She looked so good in that tiny dress that she buttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.

3. The special effects in that movie were so buttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.
by Luckydyke January 2, 2009
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