I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.

I love it in my butt

by Widsowman April 4, 2024

Butt Itch

That itch you can't get out no matter what, no matter how hard you itch. Most people would do anything to get rid of the itch. See deadly itch.

Joe: ARRRGGHH!
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.

by under 9000 May 2, 2009

MUDD BUTT ITIS

The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.

by Serebral April 30, 2009

Butt itch

A chesni

Man that person is a butt itch

by Dictionary master oof May 9, 2018

Fatal Butt Itch

A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur

How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.

by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014

itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

Dirty Itchy Butt

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .

I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .

by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020