Bardex

(noun) The brand name of a popular, commercially available enema kit. The brand has become an unofficial term for any enema equipment in enema fetishist circles.

I've been eating nothing but shredded wheat and dried beef for three days. I'd better grab the Bardex and get my tract moving.

by arentiexclusive August 23, 2009

mexican border

non existant fantasy line

person 1 those people were crossing the mexican border
person 2 there's a border?!

by dhzdf October 3, 2005

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008

bordel

a french word for brothel-not used in polite company

c est quoi ce bordel- what the fuck is going on?

by frenchy November 13, 2004

borderhopper

Someone who crawled under or jumped over the border for the purpose of getting welfare.

Those borderhoppers are goin to san diego to get on welfare

by TonyRigatoni October 8, 2006

jumping the border

The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}

Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}

by AkiraDeathStar June 14, 2009

border jockey

Is a wetback that sneaks in to the US, gets drunk in some dive, gets busted during a raid, returned to Mexishithole and sneaks back in again

That Rosario is a real fucking border jockey.

by R Vasq December 15, 2008