bumperstalker

A more stigmatizing descriptor than tailgater.

I would have enjoyed the drive without that bumperstalker.

by Detroit Tigers fan November 28, 2013

bumberarsed

When you get taken advantage of

'What? You bought that car for $2000? I would say, as a mechanic, it's only worth $200. You totally got bumberarsed, man.'

by tomnado September 12, 2014

riding bumpers

Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.

Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!

by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019

bizkit bumper

A Bizkit bumper is someone who likes the band 1990s/2000s Nu Metal band, Limp Bizkit.

My friend just bought a Limp Bizkit cd, he must be a Bizkit bumper

by idunnoaha May 24, 2021

biscuit bumpers

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.

Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"

by T Jew February 4, 2010

bummer

1. A word describing the misfortune of something or someone.
2. A situation in which no desireable result can occur
3. A negative form of agreement.
4. A response used when the respondee couldn't care less about the topic at hand.

1. Friend 1: My wife left me last night
Friend 2: Bummer for you.

2. Man 1: We're surrounded by venomous snakes!
Man 2: Wow, this is quite the bummer.

3. Girl: Do you find me attractive?
Guy: Bummer

4. Friend 1: It appears that tomorrow is my last day to live.
Friend 2: Bummer

by PsykoMnky August 28, 2003

donut bumper

A slang term describing a homosexual woman,
insinuating that she humps other female's crotches.

That unusually large lady over there is a donut bumper.

by DeeBoz December 19, 2005