big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.
by zookeeper January 14, 2005
Get the country bumpkinmug. 
A hillbilly that is sexy as fuck
by rhdreams January 2, 2015
Get the Lush bumpkinmug. by Chody matussin December 10, 2021
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by sussy flart December 12, 2021
Get the hush bumpkinmug. by b3nis May 29, 2018
Get the Bumpkin Spicemug. Affliction suffered by our country cousins. Caused by inhaling rough cider into the lungs during periods of comatose sleep after imbibing copious amounts of the beautiful liquid.
by Russell's birthday July 29, 2014
Get the bumpkins lungmug.